boston
august 23-25, 2002
guest captions by dan raphael
Not only do the bars close really, really early in Beantown, but the bouncers also have massive inferiority complexes.
Carly agrees with Dan that Budweiser just does not taste as good unless you are drinking it on 5th Ave between Bergen and Dean.

Dan and His Ears. Mach II

4 years after the Roanoke Ear Candling Incident, Jamie checks Dan's ears for those creatures from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Two blondes, two graybeards, and a Boston bar.
Boston is a city where the youth travel in flatbed trucks and blast AC/DC from their lowriders.
This time, Jamie searches for the cure to the Curse of the Bambino.
saturday

Speaking of the Red Sox, check out Jamie's new hat!! Gone is the sweat stained disgusting old model, in with the dashing new one.

Outside Fenway, Jamie buys a program, a hat, and a sausage.
Our seats are right next to the Green Monster.
Ah, old stadiums.
The Anaheim Angels take it to the beloved baseball club of Boston.
Jamie explains to Emily and Sean the intricacies of exploring Dan's ears.
Carly debates the merits of Kierkegaard, Jamie explains the art of keeping score, Dan hams it up when he knows the balgavy.com spotlight is on.
Is that Mo Vaughn on deck?
"Don't ask us anything, we're tourists," shouts Marc's shirt.
Wherever Jamie and I go, wiffleball can't be too far away. Here, Marc makes us stare at a random bat to impress our friends in Memphis.
After burgers and Sapporos with Carly's roommate, Angie, it's time for Candlepin bowling.